hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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