At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.