It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.