I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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