why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Rumble strips road head = magical
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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