Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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