saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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