He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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