shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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