Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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