There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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