He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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