I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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