I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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