i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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