Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm passing your future prison.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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