i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize