whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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