I hate all girls vehemently.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
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i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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