wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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