I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.