I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Michael Bay diarrhea
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.