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  just tell him i said nine months

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• (206): View more from Washington

  when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.

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• (858): View more from California

  did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him

  (347): View more from New York

  Where do you find these people?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Where'd you go?

  (360): View more from Washington

  Laundry, im. A responsible drunk

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