Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Five things that make you perfect. Go.

  (1-918): View more from Oklahoma

  The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (918): Five things that make you perfect. Go. (1-918): The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses. http://tfl.nu/ni7m
  Replies (26) Good night (6570) Bad night (1174)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free. http://tfl.nu/j1zd
  Replies (20) Good night (8655) Bad night (1435)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor.... http://tfl.nu/g9pf
  Replies (10) Good night (3927) Bad night (1134)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat. http://tfl.nu/0ifj
  Replies (9) Good night (3703) Bad night (1858)
• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids http://tfl.nu/l2up
  Replies (12) Good night (1217) Bad night (4624)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations http://tfl.nu/c8fe
  Replies (6) Good night (2798) Bad night (1285)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener http://tfl.nu/dutw
  Replies (6) Good night (2590) Bad night (1300)
• Favorite

  (507): View more from Minnesota

  Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (507): Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars. http://tfl.nu/c0o9
  Replies (5) Good night (2400) Bad night (1006)
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples. http://tfl.nu/my8g
  Replies (5) Good night (2250) Bad night (900)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing... http://tfl.nu/ooo5
  Replies (1) Good night (577) Bad night (1222)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP

  (207): View more from Maine

  Do we still have any pizza left from last night?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP (207): Do we still have any pizza left from last night? http://tfl.nu/ytp9
  Replies (10) Good night (780) Bad night (605)
• Favorite

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (403): Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit http://tfl.nu/zv0h
  Replies (6) Good night (380) Bad night (791)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck http://tfl.nu/52hz
  Replies (1) Good night (905) Bad night (382)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better http://tfl.nu/klrf
  Replies (2) Good night (502) Bad night (356)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking http://tfl.nu/ljuu
  Replies (0) Good night (331) Bad night (250)

Randomize