So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so