so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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