And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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