I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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