is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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