I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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