Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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