If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
its not stalking. its research.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize