The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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