i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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