i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
