I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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