If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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