What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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