Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
