He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
What a dumb baby whore.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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