let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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