I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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