sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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