so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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