you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
wow bdsm is so cute
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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