is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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