No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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