Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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