so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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