i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You ate ashes out of my bong
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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