If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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