Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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