But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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