everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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