hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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