Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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