tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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