have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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