what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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