I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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