I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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