I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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