I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize